Save the dead rabbit
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead. The driver felt so awful he began to cry.
A woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.
%26quot;I feel terrible,%26quot; he explained. %26quot;I accidently hit this rabbit and killed it.%26quot;
The woman told the man not to worry. She knew what to do. She went to her car trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit. Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped down the road. 50 feet away the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved at the two again, hopped down the road another 50 feet, turned, waved, and hopped another 50 feet. The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what substance could be in the woman's spray can! He ran over to the woman and demanded, %26quot; What was in your spray can? What did you spray onto that rabbit?%26quot; The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said:
%26quot;'Hare Spray' Restores Life to Dead Hare. Adds Permanent Wave.%26quot;
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New driver's license
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads for the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver.
%26quot;I'll bet you're back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive,%26quot; says the beaming boy to his father.
%26quot;Nope,%26quot; comes dad's reply, %26quot;I'm gonna sit here and kick the back of your seat as you drive, just like you've been doing to me all these years.
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Snake solves problem
I was driving down a lonely country road one cold winter day when it began to sleet pretty heavily. My windows were getting icy and my wiper blades were badly worn and quickly fell apart under the strain.
Unable to drive any further because of the ice building up on my front window I suddenly had a great idea. I stopped and began to overturn large rocks until I located two very lethargic hibernating rattle snakes. I grabbed them up, straightened them out flat and installed them on my blades and they worked just fine.
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I love the second one...my daughters better beware...when they start driving...I am riding in the back seat, too!Found these just to see if they will make you laugh, are ya laughing?
i lol'd at the first one, the second one was ok, and i absolutely loved the third one. :) did u make them?Found these just to see if they will make you laugh, are ya laughing?
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1 Funny
2 realistic
3 Goofy (sic)Found these just to see if they will make you laugh, are ya laughing?
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Golden Telephone
A man in Topeka, Kansas, decided to write a book about
churches around the country. He started by flying to
San Francisco, and started working east from there.
Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs
and making notes. He spotted a golden telephone on the
vestibule wall and was intrigued with a sign which read
%26quot;$10,000 a minute.%26quot; Seeking out the pastor he asked about
the phone and the sign. The pastor answered that this
golden phone is,in fact, a direct line to Heaven and if he
pays the price he can talk directly to God. The man
thanked the pastor and continued on his way.
As he continued to visit churches in Seattle, Austin,
Michigan, Chicago, Milwaukee, and around the United
States, he found more phones, with the same sign, and the
same answer from each pastor.
Finally, he arrived in Minnesota. Upon entering a church
in Minneapolis, Minnesota behold, he saw the usual golden
telephone. But THIS time, the sign read %26quot;Calls: 25 cents.%26quot;
Fascinated, he asked to talk to the pastor. %26quot;Reverend, I
have been in cities all across the country and in each
church I have found this golden telephone and have been
told it is a direct line to Heaven and that I could talk
to God, but, in the other churches the cost was $10,000 a
minute. Your sign reads 25 cents a call. Why?%26quot;
The pastor, smiling benignly, replied, %26quot;Son, you're in
Minnesota now, and it's a local call.%26quot;
At the Henry Street Hebrew School, Goldblatt, the new teacher, finished the day's lesson. It was now time for the usual question period.
%26quot;Mr. Goldblatt,%26quot; announced little Joey, %26quot;there's something I can't figure out.%26quot;
%26quot;What's that Joey?%26quot; asked Goldblatt.
%26quot;Well accordin' to the Bible, the Children of Israel crossed the Red Sea, right?%26quot;
%26quot;Right.%26quot;
%26quot;An' the Children of Israel beat up the Philistines, right?%26quot;
%26quot;Er--right.%26quot;
%26quot;An' the Children of Israel built the Temple, right?%26quot;
%26quot;Again you're right.%26quot;
%26quot;An' the Children of Israel fought the 'gyptians, an' the Children of Israel fought the Romans, an' the Children of Israel wuz always doin' somethin' important, right?%26quot;
%26quot;All that is right, too,%26quot; agreed Goldblatt. %26quot;So what's your question?%26quot;
%26quot;What I wanna know is this,%26quot; demanded Joey. %26quot;What wuz all the grown-ups doin%26quot;?
One day the Minister decided to have the outside of his church repainted and Murphy volunteered, %26quot;Sure I`ll do a grand job sir, you leave it to me.%26quot;
So Murphy had an idea,'If I thin all the paint down sure I can do the job for half the cost and pocket the difference.'
So Murphy is painting away at the top of the ladder humming happily to himself when suddenly a huge bolt of lightening hits him and he ends up on the ground with smoke pouring from his hair and ears and he looks up to the sky and cries,`%26quot; God I`m sorry what must I do to make up for me sin`?%26quot;
And a loud voice booms down `%26quot;Repaint ,Repaint and Thin no more Murphy.%26quot;
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i liked all three...keep posting more!!Found these just to see if they will make you laugh, are ya laughing?
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LOL at the first one--they all are funny but that one cracked me permanently.
